Love & Hip-Hop’s Consequence & Jen the Pen

By Khalil Amani

I’m the “Coonerific One,” so you know I love that ratchetness! I’m still licking my wounds about Shawty Lo’s show getting canceled before it even aired! Some “Negrotudenal” folks passed out a petition citing the show was detrimental to black folks and stereotypical…

Can Someone Give Ar-Ab a Reality Show?

By Khalil Amani

You already know Khalil is down for coonery, fuckery and ratchetness. I’m always on that nigga-shit! I’m still peeved that they cancelled my man Shawty Lo’s TV show thanks to some negrotudenal coons who started a petition against him and his baby mamas.

So since I can’t…

Dick is a Hellava Drug!

By Khalil Amani

Do you know someone who’s sprung—dick-whipped—completely overcome beyond all rationale behind a man? (And the same holds true for a man who’s a C.H.U.M.P.—Completely-Hung-Up-on-Mama’s-Pussy.) With a straight face and a sincere heart, they write on Facebook…

Consequence: Helping Us Bucked-Teeth Brothers Out!

By Khalil Amani

I was born with an overbite—bucked-teeth! My mom had an overbite. I was called “Bucky Beaver,” “Chipmunk” and “Crunchy”—after the Cheetos character for having bucked-teeth. My mom and pop never saw fit to get their son braces, even though we were a military family…

Kat Stacks: Hip Hop’s Prodigal Daughter

By Khalil Amani

The biblical story of “The Prodigal Son” is a tale about a young man that went off in life and squandered the wealth given to him by his father and becoming a profligate (wasteful) and trifling son. This young man spent his money on prostitutes and indulged in his heart’s…

Krip Hop: Where Disability Meets Rhyme.

By Khalil Amani

Hip-Hop (rap) used to be about giving a voice to the voiceless. It was the voice of the urban Bantustan. Like gay/out hip-hop, whose voice has yet to be heard in mainstream, another subgenre of rap music called “Krip-Hop” has…

Men That Beat Women…

By Khalil Amani

I remember waking up one morning in 1987 and saying, “Good morning” to my then girlfriend. Before I…

When I Was a Stripper Exotic Dancer…

By Khalil Amani

I used to shake my ass for a dollar—do something strange for a piece of change! I was an “exotic dancer”—a male “sckripper!”

Maybe I'm just a bitch-made nigga, but I don't see why rappers like Game (and the whole rap…

Trinidad James is not Jerome!

By Khalil Amani

Can you believe it? The makers of the 90’s hit show “Martin” wanna sue Trinidad James for stealing an image that they claim they created, citing "Nobody's that unattractive in real life. Gold chains, gold rings, and rotten teeth, that's Jerome!!...Martin created that."…