Byron Crawford: Does this Guy Really Get Poontang?

By Khalil Amani

My blogging “arch-nemesis” Byron Crawford a.k.a “Biggie Biggums” a.k.a “Tub-O-Lard” a.k.a “Greasy Cheeks” a.k.a “Chit’lin Head” a.k.a “Super-size it Please!” a.k.a “I Hate My Black Gums” is a pretty witty blogger. Working part-time as a bagger at the local Piggly-Wigglys gives him plenty of time to harass…

Khalil Amani vs. Byron Crawford:

            Will The Real ”Teh Ghey” Please Come Out The Closet?               

“Well guess what you Elks lodge habitatin, Masters in Augusta wanna-be, finger-pointin behind the bushes, throwin a rock and runnin ass nigga, I just thought I’d tell you to take whatever preconceived…

Tupac the Ballet Dancer: Poontang & Pirouettes!

By Khalil Amani

For a moment, can we take Tupac Shakur out of the gangster rap genre? Can we take him out of the mythological realm of rap deities? Can we pluck him from the pantheon of hardcore lyricists? I wanna talk about the soft and sensitive young man that went to the Baltimore…

Mr. Torain: On That Nigga Shit!

By Khalil Amani

In this hip-hop game it’s hard to find truth! Erry’body’s dick-riding! Erry’body’s lyin’! Erry’body’s fugazi! But this nigga right ere? This nigga Star a.k.a. Mr. Troi Torain—“A man of a certain age” (his phrase)—is one real Negro!…

Kanye West: Looking Passed, Past Dick!

By Khalil Amani

Kanye West is that dude! His music is fiyah. He’s living my American dream—getting much paper, driving Phantom Rolls Royces, dating big-booty model chicks of the Amber Rose ilk, fucking Kim K. look-a-likes and now, boinking Kim Kardashian herself! I can’t hate.…

Shyne Po! You’re an Israelite, not a Jew!

By Khalil Amani

You might remember this guy Shyne as the fall-guy some years back in New York who shot…

My Mama: Furgaria Belzoria Clark (R.I.P.)

By Khalil Amani

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