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December 2012 Blog Posts (16)

I Ain’t Readin’ Alla Dat!

I Ain’t Readin’ Alla Dat!

By Khalil Amani

 

I love it when hip-hop heads (and a lot of grown folk who claim to be readers) start to read my blog and realize that it’s a little too long-winded for their tastes. I try to keep my blogs no more than three (computer) pages deep, hitting my main points, infusing a little humor and…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 30, 2012 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Carol City is My Neighbor... 'Hood?

Carol City is My Neighbor... 'Hood?

By Khalil Amani

 

As hip-hop goes, unless you’ve been under a rock, you’ve heard of Carol City, made popular by Ricky Rozay and his crew, Triple Cs (Carol City Cartel). To hear Rawss rap about it, Carol City is “so ‘hood.” Carol City is gangster! Carol City is thug life!…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 30, 2012 at 5:30pm — No Comments

Shawty Lo: The Daddy I Wish I Had!

Shawty Lo: The Daddy I Wish I Had!

By Khalil Amani

 

Say what you want about rapper Shawty Lo’s lifestyle—his profligate show of wealth—his dick phallus-swinging—his licentious and whore-mongering ways and his eleven (11) chirr’ren by ten (10) different vaginas. (I ain’t one to talk! I…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 28, 2012 at 8:30pm — No Comments

Their, They’re, There Now: When Posting Goes Horribly Wrong!

Their, They’re, There Now: When Posting Goes Horribly Wrong!

By Khalil Amani

 

As a college graduate with a degree in English, writing is my thingy. Writing is why I wake up in the morning (and because my girlfriend says I should go to work and take care of her and my wife!) and…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 26, 2012 at 5:00pm — No Comments

Katt Williams: Jackin’-Off in Jamie’s Bedroom...

Katt Williams: Jackin’-Off in Jamie’s Bedroom...

By Khalil Amani

 

When Bill Cosby questioned Eddie Murphy’s supposedly gratuitous use of profanity in his stand-up comedy routines, Richard Pryor counseled Eddie to tell Bill to “Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!” Beef between comedians was nearly…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 25, 2012 at 5:30pm — No Comments

Looking Up Hip-Hop’s Skirt…

Looking Up Hip-Hop’s Skirt…

By Khalil Amani

 

I admit it! I’ve done things that niggas would consider “suspect” (i.e. gay). Yes I have!—from being a ballet dancer (something that Tupac and I have in common) and a stripper and wearing a thong between my butt-cheeks (something that gang member & rapper The Game and I have in…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 20, 2012 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Chris Brown: The Pot Calling the Kettle (Black) Gay!

Chris Brown: The Pot Calling the Kettle Black Gay!

By Khalil Amani

 

Chris Brown! Dude stays doing and saying ig-nant shit—from beating the dog-shit out of Riri (I'm 52 years old and ain't neva had to put hands on a chick, even when one slapped fire out of my ass!)—to grabbing some…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 17, 2012 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Stevie Wonder: It’s Time to Let it Go!

Stevie Wonder: It’s Time to Let it Go!

By Khalil Amani

 

 

To Whom It May Concern:

 

I wish I could write in Braille. I’d write Stevie Wonder a nice little letter letting him know that someone’s playing a cruel little fashion joke on him. God knows I love Stevie Wonder, but someone has to say it—it’s time to let those…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 15, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments

A Kilt is Still—Just a Kilt!

A Kilt is Still—Just a Kilt!

By Khalil Amani

 

Almost three years ago I wrote a blog on this subject (kilts) when rapper Kid Cudi popped up in one. (See blog: “Sometimes a kilt is Just a Kilt” www.khalilamani.ing.com.) Hip-hop heads were aghast at a rapper wearing a kilt. DJ Kay Slay said,…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 13, 2012 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Ricky Rozay Addresses Gangster Disciples Like a Bawsss!

Ricky Rozay Addresses Gangster Disciples Like a Bawsss!

By Khalil Amani

 

I gotta say! I’m proud of the way the lil' homie (age-wise, that is!) Ricky Rozay addressed the Gangster Disciple “shit-uation” Monday evening on Miami radio WEDR 99 Jamz. His rhetoric sounded confident, sincere, convincing and…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 11, 2012 at 12:00am — No Comments

Manny Pacquiao: Why Dey Did Dat Boy Like Dat?

Manny Pacquiao: Why Dey Did Dat Boy Like Dat?

By Khalil Amani

 

 

No! I didn’t see the Pacquiao/Marquez fight—the fourth one! But I followed the fight via Twitter and Facebook, where I was given color-commentary and the devastating 6th round knock-out of Pacquiao. Yes! It was a hellava punch, but even more—Manny was moving forward and…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 9, 2012 at 7:00pm — No Comments

Ice T: Sometimes a Picture is not Worth a 1,000 Words…

Ice T: Sometimes a Picture is not Worth a 1,000 Words…

By Khalil Amani

 

 

As someone who is constantly around beautiful women (as a writer for DJ Kayslay’s Originators and Straight Stuntin Magazines)—as someone who lived in Miami and frequented South Beach clubs on the regular as a…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 8, 2012 at 10:30pm — No Comments

Joe Budden: We Gon’ Need Further Proof!

Joe Budden: We Gon’ Need Further Proof!

By Khalil Amani

 

 

These Internetz stay fuckin' with Joe Budden"s"! If it wasn't embarrassing enough to get mollywhopped on camera a few years back by them Wu Tang niggas, being taunted as having a little wing-wang has to be the lowest! At the sake of being called “gay” for spying Joe Budden’s…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 8, 2012 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Pastor Mase a Coke Boy? Say It Ain’t Soooooo!

Pastor Mase a Coke Boy? Say It Ain’t Soooooo!

By Khalil Amani

 

Religion is a strange thing! You’ve got Bishop Don “Magic” Juan—a former pimp turnt preacher/bishop (side-eye…) who still gives it up to the pimpin’ game. Then there’s rapper Shyne Po who has outwardly converted to Judaism—rockin’ the traditional orthodox black suit,…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 5, 2012 at 5:30pm — No Comments

The Hairy Vagina: When Women Looked Like Women!

The Hairy Vagina: When Women Looked Like Women!

By Khalil Amani

I’m getting sick and effin’ tired of these rappers rapping about chicks and their bald pussies! Lil Wayne raps, “I only go down if you keep the grass cut.” (“Drop It Low”) (Translation: I only…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 3, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Katt Williams: Before I Self-Destruct!

Katt Williams: Before I Self-Destruct!

By Khalil Amani



The first time I saw Katt Williams perform—Denver 2000/2001—before he was…

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Added by Khalil Amani on December 2, 2012 at 12:30pm — 2 Comments

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