I Ain’t Readin’ Alla Dat!

By Khalil Amani

I love it when hip-hop heads (and a lot of grown folk who claim to be readers) start to read my blog and realize that it’s a little too long-winded for their tastes. I try to keep my blogs no more than three (computer) pages deep, hitting my main points, infusing a little humor and…

Carol City is My Neighbor... 'Hood?

By Khalil Amani

As hip-hop goes, unless you’ve been under a rock, you’ve heard of Carol City, made popular by Ricky Rozay and his crew, Triple Cs (Carol City Cartel). To hear Rawss rap about it, Carol City is “so ‘hood.” Carol City is gangster! Carol City is thug life!…

Shawty Lo: The Daddy I Wish I Had!

By Khalil Amani

Say what you want about rapper Shawty Lo’s lifestyle—his profligate show of wealth—his dick phallus-swinging—his licentious and whore-mongering ways and his eleven (11) chirr’ren by ten (10) different vaginas. (I ain’t one to talk! I…

Their, They’re & There Now! When Posting Goes Horribly Wrong!

By Khalil Amani

A YouTuber recently posted a video…

Katt Williams: Jackin’-Off in Jamie’s Bedroom...

By Khalil Amani

When Bill Cosby questioned Eddie Murphy’s supposedly gratuitous use of profanity in his stand-up comedy routines, Richard Pryor counseled Eddie to tell Bill to “Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!” Beef between comedians was nearly…

Looking Up Hip-Hop’s Skirt…

By Khalil Amani

I admit it! I’ve done things that niggas would consider “suspect” (i.e. gay). Yes I have!—from being a ballet dancer (something that Tupac and I have in common) and a stripper and wearing a thong between my butt-cheeks (something that gang member & rapper The Game and I have in…

Chris Brown: The Pot Calling the Kettle Black Gay!

By Khalil Amani

Chris Brown! Dude stays doing and saying ig-nant shit—from beating the dog-shit out of Riri (I'm 52 years old and ain't neva had to put hands on a chick, even when one slapped fire out of my ass!)—to grabbing some…

Stevie Wonder: It’s Time to Let it Go!

By Khalil Amani

To Whom It May Concern:

I wish I could write in Braille. I’d write Stevie Wonder a nice little letter letting him know that someone’s playing a cruel little fashion joke on him. God knows I love Stevie Wonder, but someone has to say it—it’s time to let those…

A Kilt is Still—Just a Kilt!

By Khalil Amani

Almost three years ago I wrote a blog on this subject (kilts) when rapper Kid Cudi popped up in one. (See blog: “Sometimes a kilt is Just a Kilt” www.khalilamani.ing.com.) Hip-hop heads were aghast at a rapper wearing a kilt. DJ Kay Slay said,…

Ricky Rozay Addresses Gangster Disciples Like a Bawsss!

By Khalil Amani

I gotta say! I’m proud of the way the lil' homie (age-wise, that is!) Ricky Rozay addressed the Gangster Disciple “shit-uation” Monday evening on Miami radio WEDR 99 Jamz. His rhetoric sounded confident, sincere, convincing and…

Manny Pacquiao: Why Dey Did Dat Boy Like Dat?

By Khalil Amani

No! I didn’t see the Pacquiao/Marquez fight—the fourth one! But I followed the fight via Twitter and Facebook, where I was given color-commentary and the devastating 6th round knock-out of Pacquiao. Yes! It was a hellava punch, but even more—Manny was moving forward and…

Ice T: Sometimes a Picture is not Worth a 1,000 Words…

By Khalil Amani

As someone who is constantly around beautiful women (as a writer for DJ Kayslay’s Originators and Straight Stuntin Magazines)—as someone who lived in Miami and frequented South Beach clubs on the regular as a…

Joe Budden: We Gon’ Need Further Proof!

By Khalil Amani

These Internetz stay fuckin' with Joe Budden"s"! If it wasn't embarrassing enough to get mollywhopped on camera a few years back by them Wu Tang niggas, being taunted as having a little wing-wang has to be the lowest! At the sake of being called “gay” for spying Joe Budden’s…

Pastor Mase a Coke Boy? Say It Ain’t Soooooo!

By Khalil Amani

Religion is a strange thing! You’ve got Bishop Don “Magic” Juan—a former pimp turnt preacher/bishop (side-eye…) who still gives it up to the pimpin’ game. Then there’s rapper Shyne Po who has outwardly converted to Judaism—rockin’ the traditional orthodox black suit,…

The Hairy Vagina: When Women Looked Like Women!

By Khalil Amani

I’m getting sick and effin’ tired of these rappers rapping about chicks and their bald pussies! Lil Wayne raps, “I only go down if you keep the grass cut.”…

Katt Williams: Before I Self-Destruct!

By Khalil Amani

The first time I saw Katt Williams perform—Denver 2000/2001—before he was famous. He was calling himself “Katt in the Hat” back then. (I…