B.O.I. Sha: Just a Woman at Heart!
By Khalil Amani
Oh man! Did you see lesbian rapper B.O.I. Sha and her (female) lover on The People’s Court with Judge Marilyn Milian? They were on national TV suing some white dude for not holding up his end of the bargain—that is, providing both of them with sperm, so that B.O.I. and lover could get pregnant and be with child.
Sounds easy enough!
(Lesbian rapper B.O.I. Sha, who appear of People's Court Feb. 22, 2010)
But ten minutes into the show, I knew that they were gonna lose their case. I’m rooting for them to win, but my maleness took over when the facts came out. What are the facts? The contract, which was drawn up by B.O.I. and lover stated that this white dude provide sperm. It did not say how many donations were to be made and how long he’d have to donate. Neither did the contract state that he had to continue donating until conception. And the judge, being an expert in jurisprudence (law), pointed that fact out to them, saying. “The contract which you provided to me, he thoroughly fulfilled,” which elicited tears from B.O.I’s lover. As sorry as I felt for her, I felt even sorrier for homeboy, who had to drive 45 minutes (sometimes twice a day) and give two, then four donations—yes four donations of sperm a day!
B.O.I. Sha, you’ve just proved that as butch as you are—as manly as come across—you are every bit a woman in your thinking—a woman by nature.
Now back in my day, I could cum as much as the next man. In fact, I was a gifted
bukkaker cummer, like porn star Peter North. I could shoot a large wad across the room! My nuts were long and intense! I could fuck one girl and deposit a nice load and an hour later be at my other girl’s crib depositing another nice load—so-much-so that none of my jump offs “girlfriends” knew that they were getting sloppy seconds, thirds & fourths! It was nothing for me to fuck five chicks in a 24 hour period. Remember! I was a stripper. I lived the all-American male fantasy, the elusive ménage a trois. I lived with two women, whom I was fucking daily. You smell me? I am an expert on sexual repose (limp dickness) and how long it takes between fucks to get it back up. I had bitches throwin’ their panties at me like running water—for real doe!
But if I did five chicks in that amount of time, there does come a point where the sixth sex session turns into a drawn out fuck-a-thon where I may or may not cum. And if I did cum, it would be almost like dust shooting from my johnson—poof! Like having dry heaves. That’s what cumming is like when you are depleted of sperm.
Back to the Epic fail, which is B.O.I. Sha & Lover’s attempt at conception.
This white boy was giving B.O.I. & lover four loads of sperm a day—for some twelve days! Not to mention that he said he had a girlfriend (I would assume he was servicing) who complained about his newfound profession. That shit is “hard” on a dick (No pun intended)! No man—not even Peter North could keep up with the schedule that these chicks had this goofy/doofus white boy on! They put him through his paces so much that he said his dick started hurting! And yes, I can remember that exact feeling of busting too many nuts in a short amount of time.
Not only that—don’t these chicks know that with each ejaculation, the sperm count is lowered—that each nut is smaller than the previous?
The white boy was masturbating four times a day for a $2,000 payoff (which he never received). He did all of that jacking off only to get sued by two (some might argue ungrateful) chicks that didn’t understand male sexuality and reproduction. The white boy didn’t even have the pleasure of
digging their backs out screwing them! For heaven sakes! If you really wanna get that sperm up in your poonannies, let the white boy drop it deep up in you two. Fuck a syringe!
Surely, he wanted to get busy the B.O.I. Sha’s lover, a nice little chocolate piece I wouldn’t mind
cuttin’ having sex with myself.
Imagine if women had to have an orgasm (like men) as part of the reproductive process. Men have to orgasm to get a woman pregnant (in most cases). Women do not! And according to Dr. Phil, 10-15% of women never have orgasms! If orgasm was a prerequisite for conception, these women would be S.O.L. All a woman has to do is lie on her back and let a man do his “business” and she gets pregnant. He’s gotta sweat, fake like he loves her, whisper sweet-nothings in her ear, stroke her ego by telling her how good the sex is, think about baseball until the appropriate moment and then ejaculate like it’s the best pussy he’s ever had!
Our (men’s) payback comes when it’s time to deliver a baby. Now work it out women.
To my lesbian rapper B.O.I. Sha. I hope that you and your lover have children. The judge suggested adoption. May I suggest that if you really wanna get pregnant, do it the old-fashion way—go fuck some random dude and let him drop-it-like-it’s-hot in you! It may sound icky to have a man touch you, but the end justifies the means. If you two really love each other, a few days and nights with a guy fucking all hell out of you will not/should not make your love for one another fade—especially if the plan is simply to get pregnant. I’d be honored to impregnate your lover Sha—over and over and over and over!