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Israel Doctrine: Totally Removed From Reality!
By Khalil Amani
Golly jeepers & gee whiz! I must really be killing Israel Doctrine aka the Arkansas YouTuber! I got this nigga heated! Tight jawed! Searching his archives! Replaying old audio of me like a scorned lover rereading old love letters and trying to convince the homies that I once loved him! LOL. Pathetic! The nigga read that I was putting out a vlog on this Mother's Day about him and he don' fired up his cum-stained "cumputer" and did eighty-minutes betwixt two blogs on me today to combat and ward off the ass-whipping coming his way. Facing 345 days in da pokey (jail) has this nigga going crazy! Have you heard his recent fuckery about me—“Mr. Wit-Sec”—a very unoriginal tag that he’s given me? I’m telling you, “Reality bites!” This nigga is so far removed from reality that it’s pathetic! I guess it’s becoming my job and duty to reel him in—not for his sake, but for the sake of those of you following our back & forth banter. I bet Hassan Campbell is over there feeling relieved as fuck that the Arkansas YouTuber’s attention has been taken off him and set upon Khalil Amani. You can thank me later Hassan Campbell. In the meantime, I’m having fun tearing this nigga, the Arkansas YouTuber’s ass from limb to limb. At some point, I’ll get tired of writing about the Arkansas YouTuber, but right now, he gives me so much to pick apart, so yeah, we're just having fun.
What I find entertaining is that the Arkansas YouTuber really takes this Internet shit to heart. Like, he really is wholly invested in Internet life over real life—YouTube streets over real streets. He really thinks I’m looking for a “YouTube career.” He really thinks that YouTube is greater than mainstream media. He really thinks that being on Sa Neter’s, Star’s, Vlad’s and Queenzflip’s YouTube shows are greater than me being on The Biography Channel, Investigation Discovery Channel, Oxygen Channel, CBS, People Magazine, Newsweek, Foxnews and InTouchWeekly! LOL!!!!! YouTube got this nigga punch-drunk—and—out of touch with the power of mainstream media.
Where do I start? Let’s start with the fact that I’ve said I can go on YouTubers, Troi “Star” Torain and Sa Neter’s platforms whenever I have something to say. The Arkansas YouTuber is telling his three listeners that Sa Neter and Star “don’t fuck with me”—and that I need to prove to him otherwise, by making an appearance of their YouTube shows. As the “Big YouTuba”—Hassan Campbell would say, “If you analyze it”—or “first off”—or “numba one”—Star & Sa Neter don’t fuck with the Arkansas YouTuber, so how would he know the status of their relationship with Khalil Amani? Star doesn’t fuck with the Arkansas YouTuber, so much so—that when the Arkansas YouTuber once sent Star a “Superchat” five dollar donation—Star wouldn’t even acknowledge that he sent him some money! The nigga got pimped for naught! The Arkansas YouTuber has never been on Star’s show! I have! Star has never ever mentioned the Arkansas YouTuber’s name! As for Sa Neter, after the Arkansas YouTuber attacked his wife, saying, “I want your wife to lick the shit out of my ass”—I think it’s safe to say that Sa Neter doesn’t fuck with the Arkansas YouTuber either. The saying is, “No man is an island,” but when it comes to these YouTube streets—the Arkansas YouTuber is on an island unto himself, with very few YouTube allies.
You think Star & Sa Neter don’t tune-in to Khalil Amani’s channel? You’re sorely mistaken Mr. Arkansas YouTuber! I ain’t gotta go on their channels just to prove my point! I may never go on their channels—but I can! Who the fuck do you think you are that I should have to prove something to you? The very fact that I’m still openly saying that I can go on their YouTube platforms, when I need to, means that I can do just that! How easy would it be for Star & Sa Neter to politely or disrespectfully tell us that I’m a lying mofo who’s only clout-chasing them for a come-up? Shut-up!
It doesn't matter how my relationship started off with Star, Sa Neter and Michael Edwards. Yes! I once beefed with all of them, but real men do real shit and today we are all in a great space!
The Arkansas YouTuber’s shameless recent video about me entitled, “Mr. Witsec: Before Star Made Him His B!T&H!”—some more “sunken place” banter after I shellacked him with my last vlog, “Hassan & Arkansas YouTuber: Crash Test Dummies!” I guess I’m Star’s “bitch” now. A stretch, but okay. There’s a saying: “If you can’t be used, then you’re useless!” Being someone’s “bitch” has its perks, ya know? Like becoming allies with powerful personalities and being privy to information that is withheld from others—like the Arkansas YouTuber.
This fuck-nigga, the Arkansas YouTuber is so fucking removed from reality! He recently said this about mainstream TV—“Star not letting him on his channel... Like, what is he doin’ to go over there? What is he talking about to go over there? He gonna talk about Yahweh Ben Yahweh? That shit is old! That shit is old! You know what I’m sayin’? Some people wanna exploit that shit—and to let him on. You know, old folks—cable TV and shit, ‘cause most people live on the YouTube… if they wanna watch the ball-game, they go on YouTube—they watch everything on YouTube, so they ain’t gotta pay for cable. So who’s on the Oxygen Channel and shit—lookin’ for this muthafucka? See? That’s what the elderly do. They out of touch… (well I was on mainstream TV!) Don’t nobody fuck with mainstream TV like that no more. Nobody trying to pay no cable bill and muthafuckin’ phone bill.”
This Negro says people watch the “ball-game” on YouTube. LOL! The fuck is the “ball-game?” Ol’ country-fuck! No nigga! People watch the Super Bowl on TV! People watch the World Series on TV! People are presently watching the NBA play-offs on TV! People watch ESPN on TV for sports commentary! People watch cable’s HBO & Showtime for Boxing! By the time YouTube shows full games or highlights of games, those games have been seen by millions of people on TV—you backwards-ass country-fuck! And let’s not forget all of those shows on mainstream TV keeping millions upon millions of young and “elderly” people entertained. Shows like Love & Hip-Hop, The Voice, The Bachelor/Bachelorette, American Idol, Saturday Night Live, World of Dance, Dancing With The Stars, Mike & Molly, Empire, Stars, The Big Bang Theory—and all those daytime soap operas that keep stay-at-home moms occupied. Just like this nigga, the Arkansas YouTuber has no toilet paper in his baffroom—he has no TV—no cable TV in his living room or his bedroom! But I’m the elderly one? Yeah, right nigga!
If mainstream cable TV were for “old folks” (as the Arkansas YouTuber says)—if most people don’t watch mainstream cable TV—if mainstream cable TV is a dinosaur, it would not exist! According to Businessinsider.com, “In a world where people are spending more time watching, streaming, and consuming media than ever, traditional TV is still king. But the gap is closing fast. …according to a recent report from Zenith, which found that… TV was still the most-used medium… but the Internet wasn’t too far behind.” Indeed! The Internet is growing and most people use it daily, including me, but to say that regular-old TV is some dinosaur reserved for “old folks”—as the Arkansas YouTuber recently said—is a flat-out lie! This black Bozo tallumbout, “So who’s on the Oxygen Channel and shit—lookin’ for this muthafucka?” I’ll tell you! Thousands & millions, that’s who! According to Wikipedia, “Approximately 77.5 million American households (66.5% of households with television) received Oxygen.” And since Khalil was on The Biography Channel (two times!) as well—“69.0 million households” have it! And since I was also on Investigation Discovery channel—“Approximately 86,062,000 American households 73.9% of households with television) receive investigation Discovery.”
No disrespect to my YouTube friends, Star & Sa Neter, but is Star reaching these kinds of numbers? Hell no! Is Sa Neter reaching these kinds of numbers? Fuck no! Is that “Big YouTuba”—Hassan Campbell reaching these kinds of numbers? Hell-to-the-naw! So what in thee fuck is the Arkansas YouTuber ranting about me going on Sa Neter’s and Star’s YouTube shows for? I said, “What the hell?” What in thee hell is the Arkansas YouTuber tallumbout I’m riding Hassan’s dick to get some of his molestation shine? Newsflash! I’m the motherfucking “Media Darling” up in here! Ya heard? And when I sign a six or seven figure movie deal for my book about my life's story, I'll make sure that I flash 100K in these YouTube streets for shits & giggles! You can keep your "congratulations" and just know that Khalil Amani pulled off his last literary endeavor for having a "whet" pen! In my Fred Sanford voice, “You big dummy!” In my Homer Simpson voice, “Douph!” Regular ol’ TV is still the king of pushing narratives & news.
I've been on all four of these television networks, and this nigga, the Arkansas YouTuber thinks only "old folks" watch TV! lol! The nigga thinks YouTube is the king of media. Stupid!
This nasty, despicable, fat-fuck, the Arkansas YouTuber tallumbout Khalil is “elderly” and “out of touch?” No nigga! That God-forsaken rabbit-hole in which you live, Parkin, Arkansas is “elderly” and “out of touch!” Your stank, shriveled-up, cobwebbed dick is “out of touch” with some pussy! And since when does being 42 years old, the Arkansas YouTuber’s age, make you a “Spring Chicken?” Nigga! Don’t you realize that at 42, you’re now the old man in the (hip-hop) club? I’m not ya old-ass Stacey Adams shoe-wearing daddy! I’m the coldest, coolest, flyest, drippiest, dopest “elderly” (59 year old) person you’ve ever seen!
Stop lying to people, tallumbout Miss Wills is trying to get you locked up over some bullshit, "What Happened To That Boy?” movement—You're “out of touch!” Your ass is being dragged into a Chicago courtroom for stalking her—for calling her a “bitch”—for disrespecting her work—and—for insinuating that she had something to do with ex-Zulu Nation member, TC Izlam’s murder! Nobody gives fuck about your conspiracy about a lover’s quarrel gone bad—one batty bwoy (Hassan) given a picture to kill another batty bwoy (Giovanni)! You're being dragged into court for taking your monstronky-ass over to Kev Gillz's channel and cosigning a murder conspiracy! That's the truth, Ruth! Speak on that, why don't-cha! Ain't no gag-order on your case! Admit it! You're afraid & scared as fuck about jail time, ain't cha? Getcha Daniel in the lion's den on and call on your god nigga!
The Arkansas YouTuber says that my Yahweh cult story is “old”—and indeed, it is, happening some 35 years ago, but why has mainstream TV, Internet, newspapers and magazines kept my story alive? How come nigga? How come I was on mainstream, national TV in 1988, 2010, 2013, 2018 and 2019? How come Khalil’s story was in one of the most recognizable magazines in America in February of 2019—People Magazine? How come nigga? Do I hear crickets? And all this nigga is worried about is can Khalil Amani get on Star’s & Sa Neter’s YouTube platforms? LOL! All this nigga can come up with is that I wanna ride Hassan’s coattails! FUCK—OUT—OF—HERE—DIRTY—NIGGA!
The Arkansas YouTuber really thinks that the Internet and YouTube are bigger than mainstream TV! If the Internet is bigger than regular TV, why has the Afrika Bambaataa story remained in YouTube purgatory?
Do you see how warped the Arkansas YouTuber’s perception of reality is? TV is for “old folks.” Smh. Who broke the R. Kelly story and started a shit-storm of controversy? Mainstream cable TV’s, Lifetime channel—or was it the Internet’s, YouTube? Mainstream TV muthafucka! Mostly every great happening or controversy or newsworthy story starts with mainstream cable TV—and then the Internet, by way of Social media platforms like YouTube, who take the story and run with it. The Arkansas YouTuber—because he can’t afford cable TV—because he probably doesn’t have a beautiful 60” flat-screen mounted on the wall like YouTuber, Donna Jordan (hey girl!!!!)—because he can’t afford to pay a cable or cellphone bill thinks he’s in the majority of how people entertain themselves. I mean, really, you folks that listen to his ignorance and are afraid to comment some shit like, “Nigga! I have cable TV!” Or, “Dude! Cable TV isn’t just for old people! Where did you get that bullshit from?” This fuck-nigga, the Arkansas YouTuber is so enamored with YouTube that he thinks being on Sa Neter’s or Star’s show is bigger than being on Oxygen, Investigation Discovery, CBS or The Biography channels—all the places that Khalil Amani has been! Living in his deceased mother’s house in Parkin, Arkansas, population 900 & change (really doe!), which he has reduced to a dirty little lean-to shack, inhabited by stinky canines who randomly shit throughout the house wherein he regularly inhales the scent of feces has this nigga’s brains scrambled up so badly that he thinks only “old folks” watch regular TV!
The reality is that the Arkansas YouTuber probably doesn’t own a TV set—and if he does, it’s probably one of those fat-back, old-timey TV’s that probably has a coat-hanger attached to it—and you know this nigga doesn’t have cable TV.
So now the Arkansas YouTuber says that he has a “mean pen-game.” Smh. He wants so badly to emulate Khalil Amani that he’s threatening to come over in my lane and show me how it’s done. Again, SMH. Let me explain what the Arkansas YouTuber’s “mean pen-game” is. It’s called Microsoft Word. The nigga can’t spell worth a shit and has no imagination, so he uses Microsoft Word like he uses “Alex”—his computer voice that reads for him—because, as we all know, he has limited reading skills. His “mean pen-game” is reliant upon a computer program to spell-check and formulate his sentences. Nigga! That doesn’t mean you have a “mean pen-game!” Writing—good & great writing is about making words come alive—making words yours—putting your very own special & unique craftiness on words to make your sentences dance with liveliness! Microsoft Word can't do that.
There’s no way in hell that you can have a “mean pen-game” and you can hardly read; for great writing requires great reading! Every great writer is a hellacious reader—and the Arkansas YouTuber is an admitted non-reader—a high-functioning imbecile—growing up in the eighties & nineties—when education for black folk was readily available, but this nut-wing would make you think that because he grew up in the South—education was hard to come by. In childhood, he failed himself and failed his parents to do a little thingy like go to school and learn basic English. How can the Arkansas YouTuber have a “mean pen-game” and he writes sentences on YouTube titles as, “There in There Feelings”—not understanding that “There, Their, They’re” all have different meanings. The simplicity of these three misused words is all we need to know to determine that the Arkansas YouTuber does not have a “mean pen-game.” It is straight ASS!
If the Arkansas YouTuber has a “mean pen-game”—where’s the evidence? Who asked you to blog for their website? Who employed you to write for their magazine? Who signed you to a book deal? How many books have you written? How many of your books lead to TV, magazine and movie appearances/deals? Face it nigga! You are no Khalil “Whet Pen!” Amani! At 42, the Arkansas YouTuber ain’t done shit in the literary world! In his forties, Khalil Amani was hired as a staff writer for Allhiphop.com (“The World’s Most Dangerous Site!”)—because they saw my literary genius and wanted me on their writing team. In my 40’s—one of hip-hop’s most iconic dee jays—DJ Kay Slay—employed me to write for his magazine for 10 years—Straight Stuntin Magazine—the #1. Urban Model/hip-hop magazine in the world! In my 40’s—I had written and (mainstream) & self-published six (6) books! My literary greatness has lead to major mainstream TV appearances!
At 42, the Arkansas YouTuber is still trying to find his “Raison d'être”—his fucking reason for existing! This is why he’s latched onto riding Hassan Campbell’s molestation misfortune. Using a bit of psychological ghetto “projection”—his accusation that Khalil Amani wants to attach himself unto Hassan’s story is just his inner-self telling us what he really wants to do—be a part of that man’s life. The Arkansas YouTuber—as it turns out is a whore in these YouTube streets—Hassan’s and Khalil’s “bottom bitch!” This is why he once blogged about Hassan some 300 videos; for he is enamored with Hassan and a voyeur of his molestation. This is why he now wants to claim that he has a “mean pen-game”—for he wants to be "Khalil Amani 2.0!"
Microsoft Word cannot teach writing genres. Microsoft Word cannot teach slang, Ebonics, profanity, local colloquialisms and regional dialects—writing forms that add flavor and bring life to an otherwise boring language—English. Microsoft Word will seek to correct slang, Ebonics and dialects. It is these writing influences that makes great writing and great storytelling. A “mean pen-game” is something you’re born with—and then honed—as Khalil Amani did at San Diego Mesa College and the University of Nebraska where he earned degrees in English—taking hella literature and creative writing courses.
Khalil Amani can say that he has a “whet” (sharp) pen. Khalil Amani can say that he has a “mean pen-game!” It is not a self-proclaimed title! It is not some vainglorious-ness from my egotistical mind! It is straight facts! When a professor of history & political science like Dr. Morris Johnson, Ph.D. writes this about one of your books, “Ghetto Religiosity II… is a hip-hop masterpiece… and should be ranked with the seminal works of Dr. James Cone. Brother Khalil, like Dr. James Cone… presents a bold challenge to the religious status quo.” Or, another Ph.D. like Dr. James Peebles of Winston-Derek Publishers who wrote me a letter like this:
The Arkansas YouTuber is dead in the water. He has no more material to offer up. All he can do is regurgitate and upchuck old audio of Khalil Amani. He is dead. His movement is dead. His channel is dead. His life is dead. The Arkansas YouTuber’s life (if you can call it that!) is all about trying to get on in these YouTuber streets. You are no Khalil Amani buddy! You are no Khalil Amani 2.0! You can claim that you have a “mean pen-game” like Khalil Amani, but if no one's cosigning that "mean pen-game" it is vanity and self-prescribed babbling. You can call the FBI and try to become an informant like Khalil Amani—but not even the FBI wants your YouTube gum-flapping ass!
Shout-out DJ Kay Slay! Shout-out to Straight Stuntin Magazine! Shout-out to West Coast C.E.O. Wack 100! And shout-out to all the mothers on this Mother’s Day!
Author, poet, essayist, blogger, troll, satirist, cultural critic, freethinker, father, grandfather, husband & C.O.O.N (Consciously Optimistic, Overtly, Nihilistic), Khalil Amani is "Gay hip-hop's Straight Advocate." A Miami native who's written for Allhiphop.com and DJ Kay Slay’s, Straight Stuntin Magazine. He’s been featured in L.A. Times, Miami New Times, Miami Herald, The Denver Post, Thump/Vice/Noisey.com, Forward, Spin Magazine, DaveyD.com, DJ Kay Slay's Streetsweeper Sirius XM Radio Show, The Opperman Report, Star Chamber, Sa NeterTV, CBS's, "West 57th Street" (1988), The Biography Channel's, "I Survived a Cult" (2010), The Biography Channel's, "Escaping Evil: My Life in a Cult" (2013) and 2018's, ID (Investigation Discovery) Channel in conjunction with People Magazine "Cults," on Oxygen Channel's, "Uncovered: The Cult of Yahweh Ben Yahweh" and in a special edition of People Magazine on cults. In 2019 Amani also has interviews at InTouchWeekly, Foxnews.com and Newsweek.com. Amani is the author of seven books, including the groundbreaking “Hip-Hop Homophobes...” (iuniverse.com ’07). Khalil was the first media person to write about the allegations surrounding Afrika Bambaataa allegedly getting stabbed for date-raping a young man in 2013 and is in the upcoming documentary on the Afrika Bambaataa allegations, Trapped in a Culture. Amani majored in English and Black Studies at San Diego Mesa College and the University of Nebraska. Follow on IG @khalil_amani, Facebook, Twitter @khalilamani. Email @email@example.com