Rappers Got That Donald Trump Phallus Breath!
By Khalil Amani
Before I gets ta writing this editorial I wanna give a big ol’ FUCK YOU and a double MIDDLE-FINGER to any and all black people who hated on President Barack Obama over these last seven plus years! To rapper Kevin Gates, who blames the murder of his dead homies on President Obama—eat a white dick and choke on deez-nuts! Another young-ass rapping coon who knows not the Reagan-Bush eras—from Reaganomics to Iran Contra to inflation to the crack cocaine epidemic spread by the CIA that decimated black life (ask the real Rick Ross about dat!)—to unnecessary wars and the loss of thousands of American lives to protect America’s interests in the Middle-East. Negroes like Kevin Gates have a worldview the size of their teeny-weenie phalluses and love to project their coonery off on people like the president. Ya homies died in their own fuckery! How ‘bout dat? Now!
(Rapper Kevin Gates. Stop screwing ya cousin and inviting your dog to a threesome and you might be able to see the genius of the Obama Administration! j/s.)
As a hip-hop writer, I try to steer clear of political blogging—not because I’m uninformed or because I wanna stay in the good graces of my white friends. Honestly, politics is boring to me. As the great ghetto philosopher/comedian Tracy Morgan once said, “Politics is a pile of tricks!” Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe that every president has been hand-picked by the Elite (what some call the Illuminati) and our votes are simply a way to placate a nation of people who believe in the democratic process and yet, still, I vote.
I understand the white man’s angst and discomfort and hateration and racism towards a black president. Really, I do! Like how is it that in a mere 143 years “up from slavery” (shout-out to Booker T. Washington!)—A black man sits on the throne of the most powerful nation in the annals of modern history? That is some historical gymnastics of Olympian proportions!
Now this Trump fellow?
Some of us got some ‘splainin’ to do! Namely, a lot of you rappers who’ve name-checked “The Donald” in your rhymes. All that scrilla in his bank account got y’all rhyming verses of praise for Trump—Ludacris, Yung Joc, Rick Ross, Diddy, Busta Rhymes, E-40, Snoop, 50 Cent, Lil Wayne, Kendrick Lamar, UGK, Kanye West, Gucci Mane, Master P, Red Man, Ice Cube, Pusha T, Nelly, Jeezy, Nas, Big Sean, Lil Kim, Meek Mill, Eminem, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera been on Trump’s nutsack in verse. Ya’ll got that Donald Trump phallus (dick) breath! Yeah, rappers were on The Donald's ding-a-ling! Have a listen!
Have you been watching how Donald Trump has been dividing the nation with his racist and unpatriotic rhetoric? He wants to build a wall to keep the Mexican illegals from crossing the border. He wants to repeal Obamacare. He's gonna throw away The Supreme Court's judgement on same-sex marriage. He’s ready to wage war at the drop of a dime!
And… and… and, most recently he claims not to know who and what David Duke’s racists policies are and his connection to the Ku Klux Klan. Instead of telling this Klansman where he can stick his vote & support—Trump ducks & dodges & obfuscates questions related to David Duke and the KKK. Instead of outright rejecting David Duke, Trump talks about not having met the man. Who among us, over 40 doesn’t remember David Duke? Trump’s a fucking liar for deflecting questions about this man! Trump’s a racist for his wishy-washy dilly-dallying around the Duke question! David Duke was the past head of the Ku Klux Klan! Trump knows this! Have a listen!
This is the man that the aforementioned rappers rap about—a friggin’ racist who gives no fucks about hip-hop or rap, but we're so enamored by his wealth that we didn’t know that Trump’s politics are highly racist and divisive. Rappers got that Donald Trump phallus breath I tell ya! They need a breath mint—a Mentos to cover up the stench of Donald Trump’s tallywacker. Just look at Fiddy! Buddy cooning to a cracka that gives no fucks about the plight of black America! Makes me wanna throw all my copies of GRODT in the trash (but I won't 'cause that was some honest shit!) But this right here? C'mon son!
Trump having all that money—a billionaire who had rappers genuflecting, yea, prostrating in the supine position—or even worse—face down, ass up in the doggy position of mammon, greed and profligation. What has Trump done for black people to deserve his name dropped by some of the illest of rappers?
I understand how Trump’s wealth influenced our licentious & ostentatious rap culture, but from henceforth, we should understand and know a man’s beliefs and politics before we get in bed with him and play Battleship (that’s where he lays down and you blow him to smithereens). You’ll come up with dick breath for nothing. Let’s see how many rappers still use Trump as a punchline now!
Khalil Amani, old-head, raconteur for Straight Stuntin Magazine, Allhiphop.com and any website that wants to pilfers his words. IG @Khalil_amani, FB, Twitter @khalilamani